In this #1 New York Times bestseller, Ellen DeGeneres shares her hilarious take on everything from our most baffling human foiblesâ€“including how we behave in elevators, airplanes, and restrooms, and why weâ€™re so scared of the boogeymanâ€“to fashion trends, celebrity, and her secret recipe for Ellenâ€™s Real Frenchy French Toast. Most of all, this witty, engaging book offers insights into the mind of one of Americaâ€™s most beloved comics.â€¦Dear Reader,I was awfully excited when I was asked to write a book. I was however, nervous. I was afraid I didnâ€™t have anything important to say. But when I began writing, I realized that although I donâ€™t know a lot about any one thing, I know a little about a whole bunch of things: baking a pie; dancing; curing the common cold; running the Iditarodâ€“itâ€™s all in the book. And I realized I notice things that maybe some people donâ€™t notice (or they donâ€™t notice that they donâ€™t notice). Thatâ€™s all in the book, too.