Book Description: For fans of Tina Fey and David Sedarisâ€”Internet star Jenny Lawson, aka The Bloggess, makes her literary debut. Â Jenny Lawson realized that the most mortifying moments of our livesâ€”the ones weâ€™d like to pretend never happenedâ€”are in fact the ones that define us. In the #1 New York Times bestseller, Letâ€™s Pretend This Never Happened, Lawson takes readers on a hilarious journey recalling her bizarre upbringing in rural Texas, her devastatingly awkward high school years, and her relationship with her long-suffering husband, Victor. Chapters include: â€śStanley the Magical, Talking Squirrelâ€ť; â€śA Series of Angry Post-It Notes to My Husbandâ€ť; â€śMy Vagina Is Fine. Thanks for Askingâ€ť; â€śAnd Then I Snuck a Dead Cuban Alligator on an Airplane.â€ť Pictures with captions (no one would believe these things without proof) accompany the text.