Book Description: If you had a giraffeand he stretched another half …you would have a giraffe and a half.And if you glued a roseto the tip of his nose …And … if he put on a shoeand then stepped in some glue …And if he used a chairto comb his hair …And so it goes until … but that would be telling. Children will be kept in stitches until the very end, when the situation is resolved in the most riotous way possible.Shel Silverstein’s incomparable line drawings add to the hilarity of his wildly funny rhymes.