Using the very latest in Pageturn technology, this full-color spoof of everyoneâ€™s favorite information-superhighway-thingieÂ redraws the world wide web via the most cutting edge of gadgetsÂ—a book. All 144 pages are stuffed with narcissistic bloggers, ultra-geeks, and desperate online daters. The result is funny and scary, clever and crude, dark and absurd. Recommended "sites" to visit include NotbitchÂ—the world's nicest gossip site, Bullies ReunitedÂ—relive your teenage days of beating people up for money, Poormatch.comÂ—the world's worst dating site, and Porn for girls by girlsÂ—hardcore social lunch with the parents, and roughly taken on a romantic weekend!Â So dump that PDA, grandpa, drown your mouse, and dropkick your iPhone into a nearby pond. Portable and wireless, with no battery required and 95% virus free, the internet in a bookÂ provides the traditional internet pleasures of surfing, stalking, and having your credit card details stolen, all at the turn of a page!