In America's courtooms, the verdict is laughter.Sit back and enjoy a collection of verbatim exchanges from the halls of justice, where defendants and plaintiffs, lawyers and witnesses, juries and judges, collide to produce memorably insane comedy. The Court: The charge here is theft of frozen chickens. Are you the defendant, sir?Defendant: No, sir, I'm the guy who stole the chickens. Attorney: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? Witness: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?' Attorney: And why did that upset you? Witness: My name is Susan! Attorney: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? Witness: Oral… Attorney: What is your date of birth? Witness: July 18th. Attorney: What year? Witness: Every year.