Book Description: After the twelfth straight year of being unable to get through an entire night alone with his wife in their bed, the author decided to find an outlet for his frustration. BACK TO BED! is a hilarious, illustrated, inner monologue about one father's ongoing, nightly struggle to try to have sex with his wife as one child after another thwarts his efforts or destroys the mood. Fortunately, this Dad has one hell of a sense of humor. And sadly, his tale is universal.