Book Description: This oneâ€™s big. Make that pretty huge. No, waitÂ—itâ€™s GIGANTIC! Presenting Uncle Johnâ€™s Gigantic Bathroom Reader, featuring two of our best-selling and hard-to-find titles: Uncle Johnâ€™s Absolutely Absorbing Bathroom Reader and Uncle Johnâ€™s Giant 10th Anniversary Bathroom Reader, now bound together in this omnibus hardcover edition for your reading pleasure. Tipping the scales at more than 700 pages, this massive missive is guaranteed to boost your IQ! Packed with fun facts, tantalizing tidbits, and intriguing information, this is no book for the faint of heart. This gigantic volume has it all: entertainment, humor, forgotten history, science, origins of everyday things, strange lawsuits, and a great big pile of pop culture. So donâ€™t go to your throne alone Â— take Uncle John with you!