David Sedaris contributes his now classic â€śSantaland Diaries,â€ť his account of his experiences playing Santaâ€™s little helper at Macyâ€™s in New York. Susan Stamberg sneaks her mother-in-lawâ€™s recipe for cranberry relish onto the airâ€”again. Storyteller Kevin Kling finds an invitation to participate in a production of The Nutcracker too tempting to resist. Ghanian-born commentator Meri Danquah shares her thoughts on Kwanzaa. Cowboy poet Baxter Black describes a Christmas cookie with â€śthe denseness of an anvil and the half-life of a radial tire.â€ť Robert Siegel goes in search of the correct spelling for Decemberâ€™s Jewish holiday. The Thanksgiving tables are turned on unsuspecting Bostonians in â€śWhen Turkeys Attack.â€ťAnd more.