CAN I GET A ‚ÄúRAMEN‚ÄĚ FROM THE CONGREGATION?!Behold the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM), today‚Äôs fastest growing carbohydrate-based religion. According to church founder Bobby Henderson, the universe and all life within it were created by a mystical and divine being: the Flying Spaghetti Monster. What drives the FSM‚Äôs devout followers, a.k.a. Pastafarians? Some say it‚Äôs the assuring touch from the FSM‚Äôs ‚Äúnoodly appendage.‚ÄĚ Then there are those who love the worship service, which is conducted in pirate talk and attended by congregants in dashing buccaneer garb. Still others are drawn to the Church‚Äôs flimsy moral standards, religious holidays every Friday, or the fact that Pastafarian heaven is way cooler: Does your heaven have a Stripper Factory and a Beer Volcano? Intelligent Design has finally met its match‚Äďand it has nothing to do with apes or the Olive Garden of Eden.Within these pages, Bobby Henderson outlines the true facts‚Äď dispelling such malicious myths as evolution (‚Äúonly a theory‚ÄĚ), science (‚Äúonly a lot of theories‚ÄĚ), and whether we‚Äôre really descended from apes (fact: Humans share 95 percent of their DNA with chimpanzees, but they share 99.9 percent with pirates!)See what impressively credentialed top scientists have to say:‚ÄúIf Intelligent Design is taught in schools, equal time should be given to the FSM theory and the non-FSM theory.‚ÄĚ‚ÄďProfessor Douglas Shaw, Ph.D. ‚ÄúDo not be hypocritical. Allow equal time for other alternative ‚Äėtheories‚Äô like FSMism, which is by far the tastier choice.‚ÄĚ‚ÄďJ. Simon, Ph.D.‚ÄúIn my scientific opinion, when comparing the two theories, FSM theory seems to be more valid than classic ID theory.‚ÄĚ‚ÄďAfshin Beheshti, Ph.D.Read the book and decide for yourself!