Agnes Crandallâ€™s problems are rolling to a boil. First, a dog-napper invades her kitchen, seriously hampering her attempts to put on a wedding that sheâ€™s staked her entire net worth on. Then a man climbs through her bedroom window to save her. â€śShaneâ€ť (no last name) may be Agnesâ€™s hero, but heâ€™s also a professional hitmanâ€”so heâ€™s no stranger to trouble himselfâ€¦Between a rival who wants to take him out and an uncle who may have lost five million bucks in Agnesâ€™s basement, Shaneâ€™s plate is plenty full. Soon Agnes and Shane are tangled up with the lowlifes after the money, a gang of Southern mob wedding guests, a dog named Rhett, andâ€”most dangerous of allâ€”each other.