Beat That Parking Ticket is your complete reference guide for fighting tickets, whether by mail, web, or in person. Former parking ticket judge Haskell Nussbaum reveals the secrets of how to get your parking tickets thrown out in this informative and entertaining work. You will discover: * Why some excuses never work -- even if they're true. * When you should mail in your defense -- and when to go in person. * The ins and outs of confusing signs -- and what judges think about them. * What to avoid saying or doing at any cost. * How to appeal a losing ticket most effectively. * How to spot defective tickets -- and get off on a technicality. * What judges think about parking tickets fought by online brokers. * Outrageous and hilarious stories from "behind the bench." And much, much more.