Will you go blind if you masturbate? Burn in "Hell" if you have homosexual yearnings? Were you born with the lowly status of a "snake", a "demon-child", a "worm", or a "whore"? Do you avoid walking under ladders? See visions of "Jesus" in oil spills? Trust in President George W. Bush Jr.'s-or Reverend Pat Robertson's-or Osama Bin Laden's versions of "God" and/or "Allah"?Ode to the Wicker Man (Book I) asks these questions of you, and much, much more-because it is about time that we take a good look at the dried out leaves that litter our lives-douse some burning "Bushes" with a few mega-buckets of water-and throw away our matches and illusions-before this whole damn place (which has been drenched in some extremely "Un-Holy Oil") blows!