Maturity, Wisdom, and Hipster Credibility in 29 Short Chapters! Finally, the secrets to a well-lived adult life are now available in compact, readable form. Financial stability? Social sophistication? Psychological health? Delicious smoothie recipes? They’re all inside, amid the occasional sensibility and unflinching hilarity of the Pocket Guide to Adulthood. Learn how to: • Ask for a Raise • Stay in Shape • Plan for Retirement • Maintain a Home • Be Happily Married • Take a Great Photograph • Perform an Amazing Card Trick …and more! Yes, young adult, it’s time to toss aside the frivolity of your 20s and get all responsible and stuff. Be a grownup. Read this book.